JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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