she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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