whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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