I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I'm really busy with my period
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