My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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