Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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