Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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