I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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