I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Randomize
