He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
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