idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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