That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
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