so that wasnt chicken after all
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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