I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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