I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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