Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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