Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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