She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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