: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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