How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
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