it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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