I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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