i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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