she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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