so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
two words: eviction party
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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