dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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