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(508): View more from Massachusetts

he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out

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(913): View more from Kansas

i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.

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(925): View more from California

Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.

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(716): View more from New York

I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.

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(770): View more from Georgia

I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny

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(914): View more from New York

Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem

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Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...

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