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(973): View more from New Jersey

He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.

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(207): View more from Maine

She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks

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(707): View more from California

And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.

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(818): View more from California

I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick

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(240): View more from Maryland

When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.

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(503): View more from Oregon

I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.

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