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(270): View more from Kentucky

I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.

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(516): View more from New York

Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys

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(801): View more from Utah

He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.

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(740): View more from Ohio

Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum

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I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good

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(214): View more from Texas

I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.

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(641): View more from Iowa

IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.

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