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(240): View more from Maryland

Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check

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(216): View more from Ohio

The dysfunction is strong in this one.

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(254): View more from Texas

Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?

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(919): View more from North Carolina

we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.

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(360): View more from Washington

Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?

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