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(816): View more from Missouri

Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.

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(631): View more from New York

My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.

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