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(404): View more from Georgia

My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.

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(714): View more from California

we're chasing vodka with high fives

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(614): View more from Ohio

Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.

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Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.

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(816): View more from Missouri

I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.

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(303): View more from Colorado

so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...

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(516): View more from New York

Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.

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(320): View more from Minnesota

If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?

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(281): View more from Texas

Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.

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