puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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