my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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