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(615): View more from Tennessee

Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.

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(+31): View more from The Netherlands

Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.

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(480): View more from Arizona

i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?

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(607): View more from New York

The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.

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(765): View more from Indiana

we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.

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